What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?
PRETEND IT’S LEVIATHAN BLOOD
There are two kinds of people….
psst spread the word
both are acceptable. very acceptable.
that’s not fair, he’s still attractive while dribbling on himself
*seductively crawls out of hell*
foxes are the most important animals on earth
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
This is revolutionary